101 Inns You Should Probably Stay Away From
Sometimes, an inn is probably better passed by and quickly forgotten, regardless of how much you need to rest or how far it is to the next inn -- for if you DO enter, you just know your characters are in for a rough time.
Some of these inns can be determined just from the name alone...
- The Crazed Cannibal ("serving all kinds of people for over 10 years")
- Elminster's Harem (gives new meaning to "The Chosen of Mystra" ...)
- The Tower of High Sorcery
- Menzoberranz-Inn
- The Gelded Ranger
- Snack of the Archlich
- The Bowels of Vecna
- Castration Palace
- Bar-B-Aatezu and Grill
- House of Pain
- Red-shirts' Inn
- The Otyugh's Lair
- The Random Encounter
- At Least the Mead is Warm ...
- Notell Motel
- Bates Motel
- We Hate Mages
- The Lucky Louse
- Keep Out
- The Amityville House o' Fun
- Zhentil Keep
- Bob's House of Toast
- The Speling Flayme
- The Tortured Adventurer
- The Angry Munchkin
- The Angry DM
- The Unfortunate Stain
- Encounter 5A
- The Lich's Foot
- International House of Flumphs
- The Tomb
- Lost Taverns of Tsojcanth
- Puke and Go
- Tequila Wyrm
- The Inn Definitely Not Run by Doppelgangers
- Green Slime-O-Rama
- Rot Grub Pudding Restaurant
- The Illusionary Floor Inn (a.k.a. "The Dew Drop Inn")
- The Undead Eatery
- The Grassy Gnoll
- The Gassy Gnoll
- Cheers: Where Eveybody Knows Yer Moniker.
- The Inn of Last Resorts
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
- The Tavern of Elemental Evil
- Undermountain II
- The Paranoid Bartender
- The House of the Blue Balls
- Strahd Slept Here
- Hastur, Hastur, Hast__
- The Golden Arches
- The Secret Meeting Place
- The Puking Palace
- The Abyssal Gate
- Heartbreak Hotel
- International House of Long Pork
- Ye Olde Saving Throw
- Microsoft(R) Inn98(R)
- Werebeer
- The Open Grave
- Procrustes' Rooms For Rent
- The Scarlet Neighborhood Tap & Grill
- Socrates' Bar & Pub
- Inn of Horrors
- The Tavern With a Man Shrouded In Darkness In the Back Corner
- Hey, We Don't Like Your Kind In This Here Inn
- Kill the Adventurers Inn
- Inn on the Borderlands
- Still Smoking Inn
- Ground To A Paste Tavern
- Hell's Kitchen
- Acererak's Saloon
- House of Strahd
- Ye Olde Flophouse
- Beshaba's Kiss
- The Rose of Dorakaa
- Inn Iuz We Trust
- The Uncursed Inn
- The Gaping Maw (big red doorway, completely dark inside...)
- The Angry Wizards' Soda Fountain
- The Slaughtered Lamb
- The Thieves' Den
- Pressgang Hostelry
- Caveat Emptor
- Parasite Palace
- Hotel California
- Kobold's Delight
- The Closing Coffin (particularly in Ravenloft)
- Blue Oyster Bar
- The Scape Goat
- Run For the Border
- The Cute Fluffy Bunny Inn
- The Plague
- The Towering Tavern O' Terror
- The Retching Slattern
- The Save or Die Inn
- Ye Olde Plot Device
- The Inn Where You can Get Into Lots of Fights, and Maybe Even Get
Started on an Adventure or Two
- The Inn of a Thousand Whirling Sledgehammers
- Inn of the Damned
- Chateau d'Amberville
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