101 Witty Paladin Sayings
- And now, judgement!
- Ahhh c'mon guys, its not so bad ... Its just the Abyss
- (to a demon) You are one _ugly_ motherfucker.
- To the undead..."You won't be so lucky this time."
- Save your diseases for the less righteous."
- Looks like you've lost a few fights in your day."
- I've come to demand the surrender of Hell!
- EVERY day is judgement day!
- Hey, foul villains! Knock off all that evil!!
- The first step in making friends is *not to eat people*.
- May my sword do my God's will!
- Un-tentacle that fair ingenou!
- Eat my shorts, dark spawn of fat women!!!
- Evildoers! Eat my Justice!
- Fight, fight, fight. That's all I do around here. Day-in, day-out.
- Bash this, slice that, castrate whatever. How come I don't get to any of the fun stuff?"
- Prepare to make your maker!
- I am prepared to meet my maker, are you?
- Try not to bleed all over my boots.
- (talking to his sword) "Here's the goblin I promised you."
- After defeating but not dispatching..."Remember, no matter where you go, or how powerful you become, there will always be someone out there mightier than you. And that someone is me."
- You demons are all alike... blah, blah, blah."
- The courage of one can change the destiny of many.
- Surrender now or face me! ..no, no... Give up now and I mean it! ..no ..You still have a chance to surr (finishes his charge and attacks), oh, never mind.
- (If fighting some beautiful enemy) Back foul temptress! Even though thine image dost set my loins afire, I shall not be deterred from my task!
- while attacking: "OUCH! Now that's GOTTA hurt!"
- (after a brawl to opponent) Here are your teeth ...
- Die, creature of darkness!
- You! Yes, you! The boney thing! Die!
- Ad majorem dei gloriam. "For the greater glory of God."
- It's a great day to be a Paladin!
- Come out and fight foul spawn of the underworld.
- after battle: "That's it?"
- Has anyone seen my sword? (amidst piles of bodies)
- Whoa, lookit the gash on that one!
- Well, I don't know about ya'all, but I could use a drink.
- I challenge you in the name of Tyr, God of Justice!
- I am ___, champion of justice! In the name of ___ I will right wrongs and triumph over evil; and that means you!
- (with a look of boredom and frustration) More (enemy type)!! Gods, and I just finished cleaning up from the last bunch!!"
- (to the tune of the Ride of the Valkyrie)
fight for justice, Kill For Truth, SLAY ALL EVIL, ta t-t-taaaa
- The cherry blossom falls upon the soil; the sword falls upon the foe.
- The day your sins rise against you is at hand!
- Die, head-in-the-clouds!"
- Come eat cold steel, things of the underworld!
- Throw down your swords and prepare to be judged!
- Drain _this_, fang-boy!
- Yo, she-bitch! (Unsheaths sword) Let's go!
- Nighty-night, zombies!
- Hey, ugly, green, and terminally unwashed! Come here and fight like a man!
- Go bleech your roots, creep!
- Allright boys, let's dance!
- Get some!
- Punish or be punished.
- Squeal like a pig!
- Start prayin' boy, and you better pray real good.
- Let's hang ten for Justice!
- Avaunt foul feindish thingy!!!
- I'll slay the evil fiend, and smile, because I smile a lot and have a lot of teeth.
- You had better watch your manners demon or I`ll give one hell of a wedgie!!!!
- Your shoes are untied!
- Evil doers beware!
- There can't be more than 50 of them, I won't be hurt!
- To have the courage for fighting means to have the courage for victory!"
- Within our quest we are invincible.
- Prepare to meet thy highest judge.
- Thy soul be blessed and thy sins forgiven.
- You ____ ! (infidel, heretic, mongrel, cur, cad, villain, slime)
- I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!!!
- I'm going to cut your heart out with a kender!
- Prepare to feel the Wrath of all that is good, Hell Spawn!
- Evil always turns in on itself - Justice shall prevail!
- For God and country!
- All that is good and holy, aid me now as I confront this vile evil!
- Prepare to atone for your sins!
- Renounce your foul deeds now and I shall spare you.
- I claim this land for all that is good, repent now and I shall not destroy you.
- Repent now or spend your after life in eternal damnation.
- With Justice (insert favorite deity) judges and makes war upon the foul and unrighteous!
- (insert favorite deity) has deemed you unworthy - I am his/her sword hand, prepare to meet damnation.
- When Evil walks abroad, I must confront it.
- With my dying breath I shall continue to remove the tarnish of your shadow from this world!
- Summon your faith! It shall make us strong in the face of this obscene evil!
- Prepare to feel the iron gauntlet of (insert favorite deity)!
- Surrender, cowardly followers of evil!
- I'm gonna KICK your sorry ass!
- DOOM!
- I am Ergol the magnificent: small in stature, large in power, narrow of purpose, and wide of vision. I have the power to make your piss turn blue!" while unsheathing sword: Let me introduce you to a friend of mine...
- Can you, like, surrender NOW or something?
- DDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!
- DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
- Don't MAKE me come over there after you!
- So, come here often?"
- OH YEAH, want some more, do ya'. Come and get it, and get it.YEAH! Hey, I got some for you too! Here ya' go. Feels good, don't it!?!
- Just a flesh wound.
- If you kill me, I will only become more powerful!
- Let me convince you of the error of your ways.
- Tell me if this hurts.
- This is your ticket to the afterlife.
- It wouldn't be proper for me to put this back without killing SOMETHING!
- God befriend us, as our cause is just!"
- Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily"
- Say thy prayers, and farewell.
- and you shall know that I am the Lord when I strike upon thee with great vengence ...
- Holy Avenger Batman!
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