Bumper Stickers in the World of Darkness...

by Theslin Wanders-through-Bramble theslin@mail.utexas.edu

Vampire: The Masquerade

Malkavians
PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS

Nosferatu
Don't like my driving? Stay out of the Sewer!

Tremere
Don't like my driving, learn movement of the mind.
Honk and your Engulfed.
If you can read this, think firestorm.

Assamite
Don't like someone else's driving, hire me.
NO MORE TYREs

Ravnos
This car isn't here
Welcome to my Reality.
Is it real or is it Ravnos?

Anarchs
Express yourself.

Kindred Conspiracy - The "Who Did It?" bumper stickers
Brujah : The Ventrue did it
Gangrel : Looked like the Ravnos did it
Malkavian : We did it, heh heh heh
Nosferatu : We KNOW who did it
Toreador : I have composed an epic revealing the ones who hath done it.
Tremere : We didn't do it. Honest!
Ventrue : Wasn't me, I would have ordered someone else to do it.
Assamite : Pay me - I'll do it.
Daughters of Cacaphony : Do it in Harmonics.
Giovanni : The Capadocians won't do it again.
Ravnos : Are you sure it was REALLY done?
Salubri : Look into your own humanity and you will know the truth.
Samedi : I'd give my left arm to do it.
Setite : I got every one elssse to do it.

Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Black Furies:
Up the Matriocracy!
Change Happens, or Should
I have PMS and a Klaive, any questions?

Black Spiral Dancers:
Foebok is Watching
My son went to Malfaes, and I havn't seen him since. Oh, well.

Bone Gnawers:
My other shopping cart is a car
I don't brake; they fell out last August

Children of Gaia:
I (heart) the Whole of Creation
Gaia Recycles!

Fianna:
Ale: It's not just for breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore
Honk if you think Thomas the Rhymer was a hack

Get of Fenris:
Honk if you're Genetically Pure
Don't like my driving? Get a klaive!

Glass Walkers:
My other car is a Fetish
I Brake for Roaches

Red Talons:
Honk and I'll tear your liver out
I 8 Rhode Island

Shadow Lords:
The Meek shall inherit NOTHING
Visualize World Domination
Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda nifty.

Silent Striders:
Bast and Set! Bast and Set! Ra, Ra, Ra!
Free Egypt.
This bumper sticker brought to you by SAND, its everywhere.
ALL ROADS MEET

Silver Fangs:
Don't like my driving? Tough!
I (heart) My Tribe
Blue Bloods Rule!

Stargazers:
The Truth Is NOT Out There!
Free Tibet!

Uktena:
They gibber, they gibber
I break for manifestations of the Wyrm

Wendigo:
Don't like my driving? Get the hell out of Canada, and take your Wyrm-bringer friends with you!

Metis
Honk if your horny..... or scaley, or bald, or ....

Mage: The Ascension

Akashic Brotherhood:
Going my Way?
Kayaku Dojo: Tranquility, Peace, breaking down 10' steel walls

Celestial Chorus:
Honk if you Love the One
In the event of Global Ascension, this car will be Unoccupied

Cult of Ecstasy:
LSD: It's not just for breakfast anymore
Honk if you want a brief, torrid affair

Dreamspeakers:
I brake for Spirits
If you can read this you're Umbral

Euthanatos:
Dante was Right
If you don't want to renew your possibilities stay off the sidewalk

Hollow Ones:
NOTHING happens
I (heart) My Tarantella
Life's a bitch, then Death's a bitch

Order of Hermes:
My son and my Tass go to Doissetep
(in Hebrew) Hooked on Kaballa worked for me!

Sons of Ether:
Resonate if you love "Science!"
My other car is a Delorean
FIAT LUX!

Verbena:
Life's a blessing, then life's a blessing
I (heart) my cat
Blood, sweat and more blood

Virtual Adepts:
1011010110111001011: Lamers don't get it
KIBO SAVES every 15 minutes
Don't like my driving? Dial pi

Iteration X:
Autocthonia or bust!
Carbon is an Option
Honk if you have no driver

New World Order:
If you can read this, the subliminal have taken effect
Don't like my driving? Just dial - we'll hear you.

Progenitors:
God made man, but v. 3.2 is better
My son and his clones go to LSU

Syndicate:
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go, but they still control me utterly

Void Engineers:
I (heart) the Plieades
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY
If you can read this, you're violating Newtonian physics

Maurauders:
My other car is a yellow submarine
Beam me up, it's damn boring here

Nephandi:
Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!
Life's a bitch, then Grksnld the Destroyer consumes your soul

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